Wednesday, September 30, 2009
"Action Now for the Sake of our Kittens and our Kittens' Kittens"
WASHINGTON—The current session of the 111th Cat
Congress was once again suspended Tuesday following the
sudden introduction of a sunbeam onto the Senate floor, a
development that has left a majority of transfixed lawmakers
unable to move forward.
The ray of sunlight, which first appears in the official record at
11:30 a.m., interrupted debate over S. 391, a proposal to provide
underprivileged felines with universal access to scratching posts...
Note from Me: This is far too funny I found it on the Onion. Here
is the link