Does This T-Shirt Make Me Look Needy?

I don't want to scare her away, but I want to make sure she
knows what I am looking for.

WWAAIITT!!

Where are you going? Don't you want to snuggle my soft
kitten fur and gaze over my adorable blue eyes beofre you
go?

"Action Now for the Sake of our Kittens and our Kittens' Kittens"

WASHINGTON—The current session of the 111th Cat
Congress was once again suspended Tuesday following the
sudden introduction of a sunbeam onto the Senate floor, a
development that has left a majority of transfixed lawmakers
unable to move forward.

The ray of sunlight, which first appears in the official record at
11:30 a.m., interrupted debate over S. 391, a proposal to provide
underprivileged felines with universal access to scratching posts...

Note from Me: This is far too funny I found it on the Onion. Here
is the link

Looks Good to Me!

Nope, Nope I followed the recipe exactly, and then I added
a little extra something. I think it looks delish!

Ratatouille

Ummmm. I am not really French nor am I a chef, but I think
you may of misread the Ratatouille recipe. Maybe we should
take another look before we turn on the firing pan...just a
suggestion.

Bunny Tongue!

Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom

Bunny Rat!

Looks like this rat has already picked out his costume and
he is all set for Halloween. I hope he doesn't scare all his
friends away.